The Server

The Server's Prayer

''Our Server which art online, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in game. Give us this day our daily bombs. And forgive us our fuck-ups. As we forgive those who ghost bomb against us. And lead us not into the water, But deliver us from connectivity problems. For Thine is the map, And the blast, and the ping, For ever. HAIL.